Retirement

This is my Grandmother's friend, Virgil. This is what I think of when somebody tells me they're going to retire. Virgil hangs out in Minnesota during the summer, and Texas during the winter. He's one of the most generous people I've met, always offering food and drink when you come to his place on the lake. My dad recently retired which meant that in a way, so did I. You see, I was the Vice President of my parent's McDonald's for over a decade. You could say I was a silent partner. So, here's to me and my golden years. I just need to convince my father to give me a pension.